{"product_id":"astronaut-alien-space-joke-blanket-i-told-my-space-joke-no-response-cozy-throw","title":"Astronaut \u0026 Alien Space Joke Blanket — \"I Told My Space Joke... No Response\" Cozy Throw","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e50\" × 60\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e60\" × 80\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            50.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            60.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            60.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            80.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Wrap yourself in a soft, playful moment of outer-space whimsy. This plush polyester blanket shows a relaxed astronaut lounging on a cratered moon, sharing a cheeky space joke that earns no response — except from a friendly green alien and a galaxy full of stars. The thick, fluffy fleece keeps its shape and warmth, while bright, saturated inks make the colors pop through nights of movie marathons, backyard stargazing, or lazy weekend reading. Hemmed edges and a matched seam thread give a neat finish that holds up to regular use. Lightweight to carry, cozy to curl into — it adds a touch of cosmic humor to dorm rooms, kid beds, or sofa forts.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester fleece (300gsm) — strong, durable, quick-drying\u003cbr\u003e- Thick, double-sided soft pile for cozy warmth and plush feel\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, high-resolution one-sided print with bright, crisp colors\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges with seam thread matched to the design for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes; lightweight and easy to transport\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent \u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":48701395009691,"sku":"58039770085823366092","price":45.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":48701395042459,"sku":"13014884973250963148","price":57.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0758\/1935\/2219\/files\/8865871201252974882_2048.jpg?v=1780725737","url":"https:\/\/fableannekids.com\/products\/astronaut-alien-space-joke-blanket-i-told-my-space-joke-no-response-cozy-throw","provider":"Fable Anne","version":"1.0","type":"link"}